...various styles of music. I like making fun of musicians whom I feel pladgerise or offend music as an art by exploiting their embarassingly pathetic versions of their work. I like to write poetry. I like vinyl. I like nature and animals. I like to swim. I like to be with my friends. I like to be by myself.I like to feel guilty for being a white, American male.

I love to sleep. I like to fill my mouth with seeds and spit them out at random people as I walk. I like to taunt small, barking dogs in parked cars. I like to make people feel happy and superior in their reaction towards my appearance. I like to feel prejudgeiced toward people that are prejudgeice. I like to make incisions into the belly of infants then fuck the incisions until the child dies. I like to dream that someday we will have a sense of Gereration Solidarity amongst the youth of the world. I like to make insidious efforts to avoid conflict. I like to have srtong opinions with nothing to back them up with besides my primary sincerity.

I like sincerity. I lack sincerity. These are not opinions. These are not words of wisdom. This is a disclaimer. A disclaimer for my lack of education, for my loss of inspiration, for my innerving quest for affection and my shamefillness towards many who are of my relative age. It's not even a poem. It's just a big pile of shit, like ME.

- Kurt Cobain

Ok, before I share this with you, I don't listen to rap or hip/hop. With the exception of a few Eminem songs, and theres one Tupac song I like. With the exception of thatI belive rap is crap.

So I was browsing through music on the internet right? And I'm a huge Hendrix fan so I was looking through some of his stuff. When I saw "Jay-Z vs. Jimi Hendrix" Although I dislike rap, I am open minded, so I downloaded it just to see how it is. And let me tell you... it rocks. I can't even describe how fucking great it is. I am completely blown away by this DJ's skills.

And also, who would of thought of that? Seriously, combining Classic Rock with Rap seems like the dumbest idea ever. And this seriously awesome. So look into this if you like this kind of stuff.

Oh, and on a side note Korn did a really sick cover of War's "Lowrider" quite a long time ago. I just discovered this today. Another good song.

...start adding Newgrounders to my friends-list on myspace. So if you get a friend request from me, approve it. Also, if you want to be added, comment this with your URL.

You: penis?
Santa: That kind of subject does not interest me.
You: vagina?
Santa: That kind of language will get you nowhere.
You: anus?
Santa: Please don't call people names.
You: tits?
Santa: Ask me another question.
You: sex with a reindeer?
Santa: Sex is more fun alone.

How funny.

Okay, something has been pissing me off for a long FUCKING time. Auras. More specifically the idiots that think "Fab" and stuff along that line is like some sort of colt. It's not. Dumbass. I. Like. Fragments. Anyways, in order to truly understand why I'm so angry, you must understand the history of the auras.

Once upon a time Tom created auras for you to show others your voting habits. LIGHT was for people who like to protect peoples hard work from blamination. DARK was for people who are picky over what they want to stay on Newgrounds, so they blam alot. (As Tom said they are not particularly assholes.) And NEUTRAL for people that are either somewhere in-between, or just don't give a damn.

Over the years people have been using these not to show their voting stlye, but as more of a window into their personality. So, when the redesign was created there was...
FAB- PINK
LIGHT- BLUE
NEUTRAL- GREEN
DARK- BLACK/GREY
EVIL- RED
And these are now meant to be just for whatever. Mostly for what color would look best behind your current weapon.

TODAY- The people with the "fab" aura are being referred to as "fabbots" And are associated with homo/bi sexuality. This is incredibly stupid. It's a fucking color, not a lifestyle.

Questions? Comments? Criticisms?

Hey, here is my new sig. If you or someone you know has this let me know and I'll delete it.